Murray Quotes

A weiner doesn't just need to be held, it needs to be held lovingly or it goes cold. How many times do I have to tell you that? Furthermore, I remember quite distinctly how happy you were when I came.
From: 2007-04-12

As I sit here on the tour bus in rainy downtown Boston, I must say that I'm looking forward to Mossman holding my Branston Pickle on the 25th. He's so obliging.
From: 2007-04-12

I'm always looking for new opportunities to humiliate myself. - Murray
From: 2007-01-30

I can't make it to soccer tomorrow because, uh, I have to go score some blow and then, uh, get a couple, um, hookers, and then....aw fuck it, I've got to go play goofy country songs at the Air Farce. Plus I drive a pink 1994 Civic.
From: 2007-01-30

I can't watch today but will be looking for some companionship (in the back-pages-of-NOW-magazine sense of the word) for the game tomorrow.
From: 2006-07-04

Clothing doesn't mean cleanliness.
From: 2006-03-25

I'm not kissing Lovell. I don't care what you do to me.
From: 2006-02-27

Give it to me. Give it to me. Yoda. Give it to me.
From: 2005-12-17

I can't argue with logic. - David Lovell
From: 2005-11-20

BLFC Brunch II: Higher, Stronger, Faster, More Smoothies.
From: 2005-11-01

In honour of the occasion, I will bring the last of your DVDs from my house. Can we snuggle like we did when you stayed here that week? Murray to male friend
From: 2005-10-06

It could be another Regina - I may not say hi to you once you get here.
From: 2005-09-22

Mikk said he can't make the 2nd, but screw him.
From: 2005-09-22

So I'm sitting in a newly opened Thai restaurant owned by Indians. The draught taps aren't working and we're drinking a Coors Light and a Bud. Have we hit rock bottom in the name of science?
From: 2005-08-28

Speaking of dates, I promise not to have one in the middle of the brunch. But then again, you never know.
From: 2005-09-22

Like a chunk of metal falling from a clear blue sky and crushing your cat, the BLFC Brunch is entirely arbitrary - it appears without warning and leaves without explanation.
From: 2005-09-22

From the ashes of the past, from the dust-bin of history, it has returned....the BLFC Brunch, Version 2.1
From: 2005-09-22

Start fasting and hoarding tequila immediately, and get back to me asap...
From: 2005-09-22

Strikers are useless. Defence wins championships.
From: 2005-08-27

Sexy and satisfying. Smells and tastes like buttered toast.
From: 2005-09-17

I hope you guys have fun at my party, I myself am going on a date.
From: 2005-02-15

As I typed away in the office, Toner reminded me of the quality of his goal, which was exceptional to say the least.
From: 2005-03-31

Jägermeister drunk from cleavage has never tasted so good.
From: 2005-04-14

I ended up switching shifts, so I will be showing up tomorrow for some good soccer, and some good sex afterwards.
From: 2004-03-03

Not since the two lost dogs and the cat from Incredible Journey made it all the way home has there been such drama.
From: 2005-06-29